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Leopards just started eating MAGA faces 😂

NJ senator says the government is afraid to tell people the truth about recent UFO sightings.

Thousands of strange UFO sightings over New Jersey, New York and other states.

Health insurance CEO gets shot and people wonder why it didn't happen sooner.

Jon Stewart tells Biden: "Hunter isn't the only one who needs a break. We all need a break."

Cokefiend Donnie Dumbfuck Jr enjoying some of the good stuff while out in public.

No, cross-dressing gay people are not a new invention by "radical woke liberals."

Winter is coming: We're witnessing the end of democracy.

Orange Rapist put Pedo Matt in charge of the Department of Justice, because of course.

Trump says he will deport legal immigrants too.

As expected, Trump's cabinet picks are a horror show of deranged freaks.

Remember when Trump claimed Covid is a hoax, and then over a million Americans died because of his lies?

It's ok to laugh, even when the world is going to hell in a handbasket.

An important lesson from Nazi Germany: Dumb people are more dangerous than evil people.

Kamala didn't lose because she did anything wrong.

Late-night comedians and Twitter users react to the catastrophic election clusterfuck.

A supercut of Trump’s own staff saying he knew he lost in 2020 and lied about it anyway.

John Oliver has a message for "uncommitted" Muslim voters.

Dementia Donnie pretends to give his microphone a blowjob.

Surprise! 100 hours of newly uncovered audio of Epstein talking about his close friendship with Trump.

Since 2016, Trump has demonized LEGAL immigrants as "human garbage."

Dozens of video clips of the Orange Piece of Shit calling people "garbage."

At Madison Square Garden, Trump removed all doubt that he's a Nazi.

Weird scenes from Trump's Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden.

Trump accidentally admitted that he lost the 2020 election during his Joe Rogan interview.

Trump, standing on stage in a half-empty arena, says: “This was the greatest movement
 It’s now coming to an end. It’s sad.”

Journalist Mark Halperin says: “I’ve been pitched a story about Trump now for about a week, that if true, would end his campaign.”

Trump McDonald's Outtakes 😂

John Oliver explains how Trump and his MAGA Nazis are trying to steal the election.

Dave Bautista is tired of Trump's bullshit. 😂 ❀

Instead of answering questions, Dementia Donnie awkwardly dances for 40 minutes at Oaks, PA town hall.

Sometimes Dementia Donnie reminds me of Mr. Bean. 😂

Brainwashed MAGA Nazi militias are hunting FEMA aid workers in North Carolina.

Supposedly there was a third “assassination attempt” on Trump at Coachella.

Trump doesn’t give a shit about his voters and abandoned them in the middle of the California desert.

Dementia Donnie rambles incoherently again.

Hurricane Milton makes landfall near Sarasota, Florida as a category 3 storm.

Former Trump White House staffers say Trump withheld disaster aid because he doesn’t give a shit about the American people.

Peak Cringe: Orange Hitler and Nazi Elmo on stage together

Fox News says: “Former President Trump resorted to crime in a bid to cling to power after the 2020 election.”

Trump's Purge: Kristallnacht 2.0

Dementia Donnie calls Kamala "a mentally disabled person."

No wonder women haaate JD Vance.

MAGA dumbfucks blame Hurricane Helene on Kamala, and then ask for help from big government.

Orange Grifter's newest scam: Fake gold watches for $100,000.

Jon Stewart is tired of Netanyahu's bullshit.

The Orange Grifter's latest scam: Crypto

A black anti-trans MAGA Nazi who loves Hitler, slavery, and trans porn. Best. Scandal. Ever! 😂

Racist piece of shit JD Vance continues to call Haitians "illegal aliens" even though they're LEGAL immigrants.

America's private for-profit healthcare clusterfuck is the worst and most expensive in the world.

Orange Hitler accuses Kamala of being a Marxist, because all Nazis hate Marxists.

Republican Rich Lowry, editor-in-chief of the conservative magazine National Review, "accidentally" calls Haitian immigrants the N-word on the Megyn Kelly podcast.

Allegedly there was just a second "assassination attempt" on Trump.

MAGA drama: Battle of the Nazi Karens between Marjorie Trailerpark Queen and Laura Lunatic!

Trump said the dumbest thing any American President has ever said, in all of US history.

On 9/11, when the WTC was destroyed, Trump bragged that he now has the tallest building in New York.

Fox and CNN both agree that Kamala destroyed Trump at the debate.

Cat ladies support Kamala. So now racist MAGA Nazis falsely accuse immigrants of eating cats.

Trump says: "Can you imagine? You're a parent and your son leaves the house and you say, Jimmy, I love you so much. Go have a good day in school. And your son comes back with a brutal operation!"

Must watch: Two clips of Trump admitting that he lost the 2020 election. And Nazi Nick is big mad that Trump's lies ruined Nick's life.

Fox News dumbfuck accidentally admits that banning abortion was only the beginning. Banning porn is next.

Fox News dumbfuck says Tim Walz is not manly enough because drinking with a straw is gay.

Ex-Trump voters explain why they've dumped Trump: "He's like a mattress with bed bugs."

Trump's shocking cruelty exposed by his own family.

Congressman Hakeem Jeffries says: "Trump is like an old boyfriend who you broke up with but he just won't go away. Bro, we broke up with you for a reason!"

DNC 2024 memes

GOP Lt. Governor of Georgia at DNC: "The Republican party is not civil or conservative. It's chaotic and crazy. It's a cult worshipping a thug."

Dementia Donnie says: "I'm much better looking than her! I'm a better looking person than Kamala!"

Jon Stewart: "Trump is losing his fucking mind because Kamala's crowds are so much bigger, and his fragile ego can't handle it."

Biden says: "I'm not confident of a peaceful transfer of power if Trump loses again."

John Oliver explains why RFK Jr's deranged antivaxx bullshit is so dangerous.

MAGA Morons: an animated short film

Tim Walz mocks couch fucker JD Vance: "I can't wait to debate the guy. If he's willing to get off the couch and show up."

Nick Offerman makes fun of MAGA weirdos with his song "Proud to be a Kamala man!"

Olympic pole vaulter's big penis gets in the way.

John Oliver condemns Israeli apartheid and the criminal occupation of Palestinian land.

Every time MAGA cultists make a meme of their Orange Messiah, it looks like gay porn. Weird.

Fox News dumbfuck says "If a man votes for a woman, he transitions into a woman."

Trump's appearance at the National Association of Black Journalists was a racist dumpster fire.

Trump is weird.

Just look at this fucking weirdo!

Official White House photographer under Reagan and Obama was banned from Twitter after posting a picture that shows Trump’s ear was not hit by a bullet.

"DEI hire" is the new N word.

Nazi propaganda minister Stephen Miller is having a public meltdown on Fox because he knows Kamala is gonna kick Orange Hitler’s ass.

Kamala is gonna kick Trump's orange ass!

Biden just announced that he dropped out. Now what?

Looks like Biden will drop out in the next few days. Your thoughts?

RNC 2024: Idiocracy was a documentary.

Antivaxx Trump caught on video while scheming with RFK Jr against Biden.

When someone flicks your ear, you flinch and jerk your head in the opposite direction. It's an involuntary reflex. So why didn't Trump flinch?

Was that really an assassination attempt on Trump, or was it staged to incite a civil war?

Orange Hitler falsely claims Democrats execute babies after they're born.

Biden gave a great speech at the Nato summit today, while Dementia Donnie rambled incoherently.

Airbnb had over 35,000 complaints about hidden cameras spying on couples while having sex!

Oops! Orange Hitler caught on video admitting that Project 2025 spells out his plans for a second Trump presidency.

Finally! Congressman Ted Lieu points out the bizarre media silence about the latest Trump & Epstein pedo revelations.

AOC and other top Democrats speak out in support of President Biden.

MAGA Nazis love Adolf Hitler. They think he's cool. That's why they voted for Orange Hitler.

Twitter X users react to the latest Trump & Epstein revelations.

Chief Justice Roberts in 2005: “No one is above the law. The president is fully bound by the law.”

A lot of people underestimate the impact AI will have on their lives, because they can’t imagine a world that's different from what they’re used to.

Relax. The Biden vs Trump debate wasn't as bad as you think it was.

Trump is gonna try to steal the next election, to stay out of prison for trying to steal the last election.

The orange Grand Wizard of the KKK says “Would you rather have the black president or the white president? I think they want the white guy!”

MAGA dumbfucks are so fucking dumb, they have no idea that the pro-slavery Confederates were the bad guys

American Idiocracy: Idiots prefer Trump. And there are a lot of idiots.

Never trust a Republican.

Trump is guilty as fuck!

Orange Chickenshit

When an artist uses AI to create art, is it still art? Yes, of course it is.

Predatory Capitalism vs "Socialism"

Materialism is making us miserable.

House of the Dragon is actually a pretty accurate portrayal of what medieval Europe was like, minus the dragons.

Grandpa Trump glitched out mid-speech today.

MAGA dumbfucks have no idea that the judge said Trump raped E. Jean Carroll, because Fox News never told them.

Epic road trips

Going to rehab

Two weeks with a sex addict

Dope boys

There is no God

Alice

Patty

The divorce

I'm an internet millionaire, so fuck you!

Being a production manager sucks

My friend the escaped mental patient

How to be a really bad cartoonist

My first street fight in New York

Donna the recluse

Sex and crime

The wonderful world of hacking

What's the worst job you've ever had?