Archive - Bad Choices Make Good Stories

Peak Cringe: Roseanne made a MAGA rap video and it's terrible.

Warning: You're gonna need new eyes and ears after watching this garbage.

Jan 18 •

Trump's mugshot is now his presidential portrait, because of course.

"Capitalism is the legitimate racket of the ruling class.” - Al Capone

Jan 17 •

Oliver Markus Malloy

Winter is coming: We're witnessing the end of democracy.

I know this is not what you want to hear, but it's what you need to hear. You can't win a war, if you don't even know you're in a war.

Published on Bad Choices Make Good Stories • Jan 16

MAGA Nazis blame minorities for the LA fires and say they won't send any aid.

Republicans are the worst people in America because the Republican party attracts psychopaths.

Jan 15 •

Oliver Markus Malloy

MAGA civil war: Steve Bannon calls Elon Musk a "racist evil manchild clown."

Jan 14 •

And so the horror show begins.

Jan 1 •

Oliver Markus Malloy

December 2024

Leopards just started eating MAGA faces 😂

MAGA dumbfucks are the dumbest fucking people on the planet.

Dec 27, 2024 •

Oliver Markus Malloy

NJ senator says the government is afraid to tell people the truth about recent UFO sightings.

Over 3000 sightings of unidentified flying objects over NJ and other states have been reported since November 18.

Dec 16, 2024 •

Oliver Markus Malloy

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Thousands of strange UFO sightings over New Jersey, New York and other states.

The news calls them "mystery drones." But if we don't know what they are, how do we know they're drones?

Dec 13, 2024 •

Oliver Markus Malloy

Health insurance CEO gets shot and people wonder why it didn't happen sooner.

The CEO of United Healthcare was assassinated. Every customer of United Healthcare is a suspect with a strong motive.

Dec 5, 2024 •

Oliver Markus Malloy

Jon Stewart tells Biden: "Hunter isn't the only one who needs a break. We all need a break."

We're all someone's son or daughter.

Dec 4, 2024 •

November 2024

Cokefiend Donnie Dumbfuck Jr enjoying some of the good stuff while out in public.

A little dab'll do ya.

Nov 22, 2024 •

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