Archive - Bad Choices Make Good Stories

There were less than 200 people at Trump's rally in Pennsylvania.

Even MAGA dumbfucks are getting tired of Trump's bullshit.

Dec 11 •

0:10

Is it even news anymore when Trump gets caught in yet another lie?

Trump is always lying. He is never not lying.

Dec 9 •

0:26

Republican senator calls for end to dual citizenship.

It would affect millions of Americans. What are your thoughts?

Dec 9 •

OMG this is the funniest SNL clip in years. 😂

Melissa McCarthy gets a free sample.

Dec 7 •

All these Republican scumbags knew all along that Trump is human garbage.

But they conned voters into voting for him anyway. Never trust a Republican.

Dec 7 •

1:50

Trump's approval rating among Gen Z crashed by -56% 😂

It's almost as if voting for Trump was a terrible mistake. 🤔

Dec 6 •

An American living in Europe explains why Europeans are happier and have more freedom than Americans.

A crash course in why social democracies are better than America's predatory capitalism.

Dec 5 •

Is Trump a drug addict?

I've dealt with a lot of drug addicts over the years. I've seen this before.

Published on Malloy.rocks • Dec 4

Trump falls asleep during cabinet meeting again.

It's time to put Dementia Donnie in a home. 25th amendment now!

Dec 3 •

0:23

November 2025

Trump hurls childish insults at reporter after she exposes his lies about National Guard shooter.

This is not how a grown-up with a functioning brain behaves. This is the behavior of a 5-year-old, or a dementia patient.

Nov 28 •

2:03

Russian expert explains why Putin helped Trump win the 2024 election: "Trump will destroy America."

Once you realize Trump works for Putin, his attempt to destroy the US government and decapitate American democracy makes perfect sense.

Published on Malloy.rocks • Nov 25

1:00

True Crime: Brazil's Trump just tried to break out of jail and flee to America with Trump's help.

Trump accidentally blurted out the plan to jailbreak Bolsonaro, after it already failed. Oops!

Nov 25 •

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