Archive - Bad Choices Make Good Stories

Orange Hitler 2.0: A 2015 German movie, about Hitler suddenly showing up in the present, predicted Trump’s rise to power

MAGA dumbfucks are so fucking dumb, they don't even know that they don't know anything about Hitler.

Published on MAGA = NAZI • Jan 12

Why Holocaust survivors compare Trump to Hitler

Trump is an actual fascist who is using Hitler's fascist propaganda tactics to turn normal Americans into bloodthirsty MAGA Nazis.

Published on MAGA = NAZI • Jan 8

A supercut of Trump’s own staff admitting Trump knew he lost in 2020 but lied about it anyway.

Fascists use lies as a weapon, to destroy democracy from the inside.

Published on Gavin Newsom 2028 • Jan 6

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In their annual New Years ritual, Peruvian shamans predict that Trump will fall seriously ill in 2026.

Happy New Year 2026 🥳

Published on Malloy.rocks • Jan 1

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December 2025

Cher says “Trump is an asshole."

Dec 29, 2025 • Bad Choices

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When the world looks at Trump, they see a weak demented old fool who's not playing with a full deck.

Dementia Donnie makes me embarrassed to be an American.

Dec 28, 2025 • Bad Choices

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Nazi Germans didn’t think of Hitler as a dictator. They thought he was the messiah.

There is so much MAGA yokels don't know about Hitler. That's why they can't see that Trump is imitating Hitler step by step.

Published on Malloy.rocks • Dec 22, 2025

Trump is human garbage. The worst humanity has to offer.

Child rapists should be castrated. Why hasn’t Trump been castrated yet?

Dec 20, 2025 • Bad Choices

There were less than 200 people at Trump's rally in Pennsylvania.

Even MAGA dumbfucks are getting tired of Trump's bullshit.

Dec 11, 2025 • Bad Choices

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OMG this is the funniest SNL clip in years. 😂

Melissa McCarthy gets a free sample.

Dec 7, 2025 • Bad Choices

All these Republican scumbags knew all along that Trump is human garbage.

But they conned voters into voting for him anyway. Never trust a Republican.

Dec 7, 2025 • Bad Choices

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Trump's approval rating among Gen Z crashed by -56% 😂

It's almost as if voting for Trump was a terrible mistake. 🤔

Dec 6, 2025 • Bad Choices

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