Archive - Bad Choices Make Good Stories

Why no one is visiting America anymore.

Trump's deranged Nazi bullshit turned America into a global pariah, and it's costing Americans billions of dollars.

Nov 6 •

Hey MAGA dumbfucks: Make sure you wear your red dunce cap while standing in line at the food bank.

That way everyone knows you voted to starve yourself and millions of other Americans, while your king has decadent feasts.

Nov 4 •

If Hitler were alive today, he'd sound exactly like Trump.

Fascists use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence.

Published on Malloy.rocks • Nov 2

5:29

Remember when MAGA dumbfucks thought they were on a mission to hunt pedophiles?

What happened? 🤔

Nov 1 •

October 2025

Prince Andrew is no longer a prince, because of his connection to Epstein.

Why is Trump still president?

Oct 31 •

Dementia Donnie wanders around aimlessly during state visit to Japan.

Trump's brain is mush. He doesn't even know where he is or what he's supposed to do.

Oct 28 •

1:07

Huge anti-Trump protest in South Korea.

Orange Hitler managed to turn all of America's allies into our enemies.

Oct 27 •

0:30

The truth about the shutdown: Trump's goal is to destroy the government and rule as dictator.

DOGE mass-firings of government workers and the government shutdown have the same goal: crippling the government until it collapses.

Oct 27 •

0:19

Trump is big mad about a Canadian TV ad of a Reagan speech against tariffs.

This is a German news report exposing Trump's tariffs as very damaging to America.

Oct 25 •

Dementia Donnie posted an AI video of himself shitting on the No Kings protesters.

Grown-ups should not behave this way. Especially not the president. There's something seriously wrong with Donnie's brain.

Oct 19 •

0:20

Michael Keaton has a message for MAGA dumbfucks

Billionaires are not your friends. They're using you.

Oct 17 •

0:26

Marjorie Taylor Greene speaks out against Trump.

MTG is starting to sound like a member of the resistance.

Oct 14 •

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