Trump is guilty as fuck!
Guilty on all 34 counts! Fuck yeah! Is it Christmas already?!
Donald Trump found guilty of hush-money plot to influence 2016 election: Trump found guilty on all 34 counts of falsifying business records in first criminal trial against a US president
Trump found guilty on all counts in first-ever criminal trial of a former president
Donald Trump guilty on all 34 felony charges
Hollywood reacts to Donald Trump verdicts: “34 is now my favorite number”
Guilty on all counts, Donald Trump becomes first US president convicted of a crime
Trump makes history as first criminally convicted former US president
Donald Trump found guilty on all counts in New York criminal hush money trial
What it was like inside the courtroom when Donald Trump was found guilty of 34 felonies
Cheers erupt in Manhattan after Trump's felony convictions announced
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Trump is now a convicted felon. He can still run for president.
Could Trump go to prison? What happens next after the guilty verdict.
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Trump lashes out over guilty verdict: 'I'm a very innocent man'
Trump rants after felony conviction: ‘Our whole country is rigged’
Trump ‘definitely’ bothered by Melania not turning up for trial, ex-White House aide says
'No one is above the law': Biden campaign responds to Trump's guilty verdict
"Justice!!!!!!": Democrats savor Trump guilty verdict
'Shameful day': MAGA Republicans melt down after Trump hush money guilty verdict
Just remind suburban women in particular how this all started. When Melania had a baby Donald had sex with a porn star.
I hope all the MAGA cult bros are crying into their Bud Lights tonight. No wait, that’s now forbidden isn’t it? Maybe Coors Light (the piss water of beers)? Anyway, cheers everyone who isn’t in a cult!