MAGA dumbfucks have no idea that the judge said Trump raped E. Jean Carroll, because Fox News never told them.
I shared a meme about the Stormy Daniels trial and the MAGA cult was big mad.
That’s the meme I shared on Substack.
It went viral and thousands of people reacted to it.
As you would expect, Democrats had a very different reaction than Republicans.
Democrats focused on the fact that the media likes to call Stormy a porn star. They speculated that it had to do with misogyny and people trying to slut shame her.
Republicans responded to the meme by, you guessed it, slut shaming Stormy, and declaring that Trump is innocent of all wrong doing, any and all accusations against him are all false, it’s all a hoax, it’s all a witch hunt, and Trump is the most innocent man who ever lived. Because that’s what the Orange Messiah keeps telling them.
And if the Orange Messiah says so, it must be true!
Trump says he’s ‘The Most Innocent Man in the History of Our Country’ at lie-filled Waco Rally
There are 3 reasons why brainwashed MAGA dumbfucks believe every absurd lie Trump tells them:
1) THEY’RE DUMB AS FUCK
Christian extremists believe that every word in the Bible is true, because the Bible says every word in the Bible is true. Case closed!
Brainwashed MAGA dumbfucks believe Trump is the Messiah, so of course they also believe that every word Trump says is the gospel truth, because Trump the Messiah told them every word he says is the gospel truth. Case closed!
MAGA dumbfucks are not exactly known for being good at thinking.
Their underdeveloped brains are barely able to get them through the day without tripping over their own feet. They’re bred to be worker drones. Their job is to work, not to think. They’re barely smart enough to do menial labor.
But that’s not really their fault.
These halfwits are the products of the worst school systems in America.
Red states, especially the Confederate shitholes in the south, rank worst in national statistics about the best and worst schools.
Most & Least Educated States in America
Home schooling makes things even worse: Dumb people teach their dumb kids dumb shit at home.
They were never taught critical thinking skills that would enable them to realize when a con man is lying to them.
And of course Republican robber barons constantly tell them that schools of higher learning, which teach critical thinking skills, are bad for you.
Majority of Republicans say colleges are bad for America
The decline of critical thinking skills
Critical thinking is authoritarians’ kryptonite; let’s use it
Dictators and con men love to target dumb people with their scams, because dumb people don’t know when they’re being lied to.
The dumber you are, the easier it is for a con man to con you.
That’s pretty obvious and self-evident. But MAGA dumbfucks are so dumb, they don’t even know that being dumb makes them an easy target.
Here’s a video clip of Trump saying he loves the poorly educated (that’s fancy talk for dumb people.)
Dumb people don’t know they’re dumb.
Trump’s gullible MAGA yokels are so dumb, they don’t even know how dumb they are. It’s known as the Dunning Kruger effect.
If you’ve never heard that term before, it’s because you’re dumb.
In a nutshell, dumb people think they’re smart, because they’re so dumb, they don’t even know how much they don’t know.
They’re so dumb, they don’t even know that other people know more about a topic than they do.
They’re so dumb, they think they know everything there is to know, and there is nothing they don’t know, so nobody else could possibly know more about a topic than they do.
Trump himself is the perfect example of the Dunning Kruger effect. He’s so dumb, he thinks no one knows more about anything than he does:
Smart people know how much information is out there, and that it’s impossible to know all of it.
There are 1.13 billion websites out there. Do you know every bit of information that’s on all of them? No, of course not.
There are over 160 million different books in the world as of 2023, and every year about 2.2 million new book titles get published. Have you read them all? No. You’ve probably never read a book at all.
And there are still lots of things nobody on Earth knows, so you’re not gonna find that information on any website or in any book.
Even the smartest genius knows less than 0.000001% of everything there is to know in the Universe. But only smart people are aware of that fact.
That’s why admitting that you don’t know something is a sign of intelligence.
“I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.”
Pretending that you know everything makes you look extremely dumb in the eyes of actual smart people.
Former Wharton Professor: "Donald Trump was the dumbest goddam student I ever had."
Trump threatened colleges over any leaks of his grades
Leading up to the 2016 presidential election, Trump directed his personal attorney at the time to threaten legal action against the colleges and high school he attended if they publicly released his grades or standardized test scores
Here's why Donald Trump doesn't want anyone to know his grades or SAT scores
Trump loves to pretend he’s a genius, but his grades were so bad, he threatened to sue the schools he attended, if they released his bad grades to the public.
So, no, Trump is not exactly a rocket scientist. He’s a lying con man.
Trump doesn’t have to be particularly smart to be a con man. He just has to be a little bit smarter than his very dumb victims.
Trump is a dumb person’s idea of a smart person.
MAGA dumbfucks are so dumb and gullible, they think Trump is a genius who knows everything, because he says he’s a genius who knows everything. Case closed!
And like Trump, every ignorant MAGA dumbfuck thinks they’re an expert on every topic, so it’s impossible that a climate expert, who studied the climate his entire life, could possibly know more about global warming than an uneducated mouth-breathing MAGA halfwit.
And they think if they don’t understand evolution, no one understands evolution, because they can’t even imagine that biologists, who studied evolution their entire lives, could possibly know more about evolution than uneducated MAGA dumbfucks do.
And of course they think it’s impossible that medical experts like Dr. Fauci could know more about pandemics or vaccines than they do. Antivaxxers are so dumb, they think they’re smarter than all the medical experts in the world, who all agreed with Dr. Fauci.
Germany’s version of Dr. Fauci is called Dr. Lauterbach, and he came to all the same conclusions as Dr. Fauci, just like every other country’s version of Dr. Fauci.
But no, uneducated antivaxx MAGA dumbfucks think they know everything better than the world’s top medical experts.
They can’t even imagine that these medical experts might have read books and studied things that uneducated MAGA halfwits have never even heard of.
That brings us to reason #2 why MAGA dumbfucks believe every one of Trump’s outlandish lies:
2) MAGA DUMBFUCKS ARE BEING LIED TO BY EVERYONE THEY TRUST
The entire Republican ecosystem is a corrupt swamp of liars and con men who exploit the dumbest of the dumb, because they’re too dumb to know when they’re being lied to.
Instead of telling red state yokels the truth, they constantly lie to them, about everything, because that’s how rich people exploit poor people.
It’s no wonder MAGA dumbfucks are dumb as fuck, when everyone they trust lies to them.
Low info voters get their “news” from Fox News and social media.
Watching Fox News literally makes them dumber and dumber, because Fox lies to them constantly.
Study: Fox News Viewers Most Misinformed
Watching only Fox News makes you less informed than watching no news at all
Study: Watching Fox News actually makes you stupid
Fox News and the marketing of lies
Fox pays $787 million for its 2020 election lies
When you talk to MAGA dumbfucks about politics on social media, they always repeat the latest lies they heard on Fox News, and they do it with absolute conviction, brimming with self-confidence, because they think they’re super smart and super well informed.
They have no fucking clue how dumb they sound to actual smart people, because they don’t know that the lies they repeat are lies. That’s the Dunning Kruger effect.
And when these clueless halfwits talk to their dumb friends on social media, they all agree with each other, because they all repeat the same propaganda lies they saw on Fox, or in one of their dumb friend’s ignorant social media posts.
And when they go to church, the corrupt Republican televangelist tells them the same lies they heard on Fox News and saw in their friend’s social media posts.
“In every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection to his own.”
They have no idea they’re in a disinformation bubble.
And if you try to tell them, they get really mad at you. Why? Because they enjoy the fake news they consume. They want to believe the nonsense they’re being fed.
They want to believe that Trump is the Messiah.
And that brings us to reason #3 why they believe every ridiculous lie Trump tells them:
3) MAGA IS AN ACTUAL GENUINE CULT AND IT MAKES THEM HAPPY TO WORSHIP TRUMP
It’s not like a cult. It’s not similar to a cult. It’s not cult adjacent. It’s an actual, genuine, legit cult.
This MAGA Karen thinks Trump is on a mission from God to fight evil and says "I watch Trump every time he’s on TV. He just brings me so much hope and inspiration. We need to get down on our hands and knees and pray for this man to get into office. Evil has taken over. Good needs to overcome."
Here’s a couple of MAGA crazies praying in front of an election office in Nevada during the 2020 election. Tell me this isn’t a cult. Tell me these MAGA dumbfucks are not completely out of their minds.
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What does all this have to do with the Stormy Daniels meme I mentioned in the beginning?
When you look at the comments from Republicans under the meme, you can watch them repeat Fox News lies, while acting cocky and overly confident, because they’re convinced they’re well informed. Typical Dunning Kruger effect.
You can watch them defend Trump’s indefensible actions. They proclaim that he’s the most innocent man in the world, who has never done anything wrong, and anyone who says otherwise is a horrible person! The enemy! Typical cult behavior.
Especially since even Trump himself admitted on video that he sexually assaults women:
The judge in the case later stated that the claim that Mr Trump had raped Ms Carroll was "substantially true... albeit [with his fingers] rather than with his penis". Under New York law, rape can only be committed with genitals.
Ms Carroll was awarded $83.3m (£65m) for battery and defamation over disparaging comments made by Mr Trump when he denied her accusation.
To defend their Orange Messiah, MAGA dumbfucks in the comments under the meme slut shame Stormy and they insist that Trump did nothing wrong and he’s definitely not a rapist. How DARE you call him a rapist?!
They have no idea that they are completely clueless because no one ever told them the information above. Typical Fox News viewers.
Here’s a Democratic Congressman submitting into the House record, the judge’s finding that Trump RAPED E. Jean Carroll.
A Federal judge has gone to great lengths to make clear Trump really did rape E. Jean Carroll
Judge in E. Jean Carroll Case: Yes, Donald Trump is a rapist
Judge clarifies: Yes, Trump was found to have raped E. Jean Carroll
Trump raped E. Jean Carroll, and there's no need for a 2nd jury to waste time on that, judge rules
Donald Trump raped E. Jean Carroll even though he was found liable only for 'sexual abuse,' judge rules. The judge says Trump "raped" Carroll "as many people commonly understand the word 'rape.'"
Weird how Fox News or your MAGA buddies on social media or your pro-Trump televangelist preacher never mentioned any of this, huh?
But wait, there’s more:
At least 26 women accused President Donald Trump of sexual misconduct, including assault, since the 1970s.
A deluge of women made their accusations public following the October 2016 publication of the "Access Hollywood" tape, in which Trump was heard boasting about grabbing women's genitals in 2005.
Some of Trump's accusers made their stories public months before the tape's release, and still others came forward in the months following.
Wait, there’s more:
Never heard about that on Fox News either, did you?
If you don’t want to believe Stormy, because you’re too busy slut shaming her, and you think Trump the Messiah would never lie to you, here’s Trump in his own words, talking about how sexy Ivanka is:
His former staffers confirmed similar stories:
Donald Trump fantasized about having sex with Ivanka, new book says: An ex-Trump staffer details the lewd comments Trump regularly made about his daughter’s body.
Trump Talked About What Having Sex With Ivanka Might Be Like, Ex-Staffer Claims
Donald Trump openly imagined sex with Ivanka, says his former aide: Former Chief of Staff John Kelly had to "remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter," according to Miles Taylor's new tell-all book.
Here’s a video of Trump and Epstein ogling girls at Pedo-a-Lago. Trump has giant black caterpillar eyebrows and dances awkwardly. Then Trump whispers some creepy shit in Epstein's ear, and it's so cringe that even Epstein blushes:
The newly unsealed Jeffrey Epstein documents have Donald Trump's name all over them. He had been secretly disguised as 'Doe 174.'
Donald Trump responds to being named in Jeffrey Epstein list
And you MAGA dumbfucks have never heard about any of this stuff until today, have you?
Do you see now how fucking dumb you MAGA dumbfucks look to the rest of the world? You’re in a cult. Stop it.
I think you're describing only half of the magat cult crowd, the other half are supportive of bigoted agendas or driven by corporate greed.
You are on fire, Oliver. What a great article. I saved the trump/epstein meme. I’ll use it wisely. Keep up the good work!! 💙