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Late-night comedians and Twitter users react to the catastrophic election clusterfuck.
The biopsy results came back last night. The orange tumor is terminal cancer.
These memes are so fucking good, this is the first time I've laughed since like 5:00 p.m. yesterday
You can't keep us down, just like Zelindky, laughter threw tears, you guy's nailed it this morning ☕ Thank You, and will reStack ASAP 💯👍💔