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Nola Krosch's avatar

Lol! I can think of lots worse things! A passenger sitting next to me who has bad breath and/or BO, and who won’t stop trying to strike up a conversation, for example. Or a baby who won’t stop crying. You can’t get mad, bc you know they are only expressing their discomfort in the only way they know how, but your ears still hurt from it! Or the passenger who keeps kicking the back of your seat.

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BluePrairie's avatar

A constant stream of that could definitely get old.

Years ago my 3 year old grandson got on the store intercom where I used to work, of course unbeknownst to me. He had observed our admin assistant give the closing announcement many times, and apparently even how to switch on the mic. My office was across the hall, along with 4 other offices.

One night I got a call from the manager asking me if Michael was on the intercom. I was told he was giving the closing announcement. I said that couldn't be, he doesn't know how to operate the mic. He said 'Oh yes, he does'.

Sure enough, I hurried to the receptionist desk and there he was. I thought he was visiting with my colleagues, like he usually did.

His words were "The bookstore is closed. Take your stuff and go home now". It was a funny and memorable closing announcement. He was definitely a precocious kid. It

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Mackenzie Chambers's avatar

That’s a child whose parents have deluded her into thinking she is more wonderful than she is. The arrogance imagining people would love it. πŸ˜‚

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Kim Maggard's avatar

Seems to me, this was a torture session. Why were these people tortured? Where were her parents… or guardians? Have mercy…no child sings that well for 2 hours.

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Sheila Davidson's avatar

So cute but kind long lol

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Jessie S.'s avatar

No, righteous brat. You don’t get to take over everyone’s personal space with your β€œentertainment” while I’m trapped in a metal tube 36,000 feet in the air with total strangers. What if I’m trying to sleep? STFU. What if I’m trying to read? STFU. What if I’m trying to watch a movie? STFU. What if I just don’t want to hear it? Giving people NO CHOICE and forcing your will against theirs is pure and utter selfishness. This is so what the theocratic fascists are trying to do in this country. Leave me the F alone.

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Krikit's Songs's avatar

I'd be tempted to sing with her.... Sorry, not sorry.

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loganbacon's avatar

When I was seven and hadn’t been beaten down yet by my peers or life, I went on a Caribbean cruise with my parents. I was a huge hit with both the crew and the passengers. I had the run of the ship, and got to sing in at least one of the shows, to the delight of I’m sure NONE of the paying guests. They weren’t mean, though.

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Shannon A's avatar

I love it! Sing like nobody is listening 🎡

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Bad Choices's avatar

I don’t think you should force a plane full of stressed out people to listen to you sing against their will.

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Melissa's avatar

Awww hell no!

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Pop-Pop's avatar

Eh, no thank you.

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Barbara Buser's avatar

Yuk

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Olivia's avatar

I pray this never happens to me. A delayed flight is annoying enough and then I’m forced to sit through a little girl singing?!? No thank you

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Tavia Batts's avatar

I would love it! I think everyone should sing the course the part.

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Josephine's avatar

LMAO!! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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