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Joyce M. Shaw's avatar

Tim Walz is my idea of a perfect man! MAGA males are the worst.

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Janice Laz- Romo's avatar

I know lots of women who love Tim Walz including myself. Does anyone like Jesse? Really😳

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Paula Simmons's avatar

I say no.

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Janice Laz- Romo's avatar

I dread as the months go by to hit the holiday season and hearing Jesse whine for at least a month about the Black Santa and Rainbow Elf sold at Target.

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ML Yaeger's avatar

How the Eff are you going to drink an "ice cream shake" WITHOUT a straw?!

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Lana's avatar

I don’t get it. What is the straw thing about? Do they think it’s like a tiny penis in their mouths? Has anyone ever told them that that’s not how tiny most penises are? Probably just theirs…

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Chaiah's avatar

Ouch! My back hurts so much and laughing…. OW! That was funny! 😂

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Sharon L Fullen's avatar

So far manly men have created wars around the globe, used violence against women and children to win, treat women as slaves, groom other toxic men, insert violence into society, support dictatorships, define other men as “gay” if the don’t contribute to overall manliness, increase gun ownership and murder, rape and pillage as they see fit.

What they don’t like to reveal is real emotions, feelings of failure, blaming everyone else for their failures, insecurities, mental issues and an internal smoking hate for “others. They profess they love their wives and children but domestic violence is rampant. Often the most dangerous place is a “home”.

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Kate Decker's avatar

It does rather make one think twice, doesn't it?

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Margit's Musings's avatar

And that’s why Tim Walz is so popular. He defies all you mentioned!

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Emmy's avatar

"Women do not love Tim Walz"???? Is he high? Women LOVE Tim Walz. He's wonderful. He can drink his shake any way he wants lol.

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Dannys's avatar

He is just envious.

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Marc Kennedy's avatar

More MAGA projection. Watters is talking about women not liking him!

Well men too. And cats, dogs, farm animals, most mammals and even reptiles, even the ones he’s related to…

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Carol Madere, Ph.D.'s avatar

Jesse Watters is singularly responsible for lowering the IQ of his viewers at least 20 points.

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Janice Laz- Romo's avatar

On a monthly basis

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Guy's avatar

It's a subscription thing that only happens if you forget to uncheck the box that says "20 IQ points will be deducted monthly."

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Henry De Jesus's avatar

Zero minus twenty is STILL zero. 😉

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Chaiah's avatar

Real men drink milkshakes with a sump pump forcing the drink down their throat.

wtf?

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KHolbekistan's avatar

I laugh-snorted whilst reading this.

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Judi O'Neil's avatar

To him. I label him a prepubescent little dweeb. Grow up. Show us you can talk about “big boy” issues.

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ML Yaeger's avatar

Is Watters gay?

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judith fahey's avatar

wah wah wahtters looks like a self hating gay man to me too.

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ML Yaeger's avatar

That's what I was thinking.

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Judi O'Neil's avatar

He seems fixated with everybody’s masculinity or femininity and thinks he should decide who is able to say who gets hose labels according

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RiverCoastJane's avatar

I may have just read this & daydreamed about a couple of guys in the bottom two photos missing their mouths & getting a straw in the 👁️

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Marc Kennedy's avatar

This dull normal douchebag really proves that Faux Nooz hires only the best people…

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Stephen Brown's avatar

Had a 7-11 Slurpie today with a straw. It even has a scoop on the end. Where are these “man rules” found? Should I google it? Is it a generational thing? Good thing I don’t watch Faux news.

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Amanda Z's avatar

The Rethugs are just grasping at straws now.

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Kay-El's avatar

Well, Jesse getting caught with an “unmanly” straw proves he really knows how to stick things in his mouth. Namely, his foot.

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DK Brooklyn's avatar

I understand party loyalty, but if I were a Republican I’d be too ashamed to vote for Donald Trump.

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Dannys's avatar

The question is, do they know what shame is.

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Ann Higgins's avatar

Honestly the Reps are so weird it’s getting harder and harder to tell reality from satire.

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Guy's avatar

Isn't that the whole plan? They want to fill the airwaves with nonsense so that people can no longer discern the truth from lies.

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Ann Higgins's avatar

Yes, but that wan’t quite what I was getting at. Trump definitely adopts that tactic but what I was referring to was this ludicrous claim that using straws to drink things is effeminate : it’s so ridiculous that it could well be a left wing satire on the right’s stupidity.

OTOH the right is more or less devoid of self awareness or humour so they can never do satire.

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