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Tracie's avatar

Mr. Worthless Vienna Sausage Pants got just what he deserved!!! Congress should demand he pay for his worthless I want to be a dictator parade out of HIS MONEY!!! HE'S THE FUCKING BILLIONAIRE!!! WE SHOULD NOT BE STRADDLED WITH ANYMORE OF HIS WASTEFUL SHIT SPENDING!!! HE CONTINUES TO RAPE THE WORLD EVERY CHANCE HE GETS!!

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Lisa J. Miller's avatar

Amen Tracie!!!

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DK Brooklyn's avatar

I too have schadenfreude over the failed parade but at the same time as an American I am embarrassed. It’s as if our Olympic team fell on its face.

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Krasnov's avatar

It was a show of farce.. 😆

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James Clark's avatar

I was looking for an estimate of the crowd size at the parade and I found a report that said the official reported size was 8647. It didn't say if that included the troops and politicians. Then I realized that 8647 was an oddly specific number.😁

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Sooz 🇮🇪☘️🇦🇺🦘's avatar

That’s how many crypto transfers the had to do to pay the people who answered their Craigslist ad for rent-a-crowd.

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Marcianna's avatar

We are all hoping to 86 the loser 47. That 4 digit number should be available on bumper stickers, tee shirts, hats, posters, and worn as often as possible by the citizens of this country until 47 is 86’ed!!

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eleanor sanchez's avatar

😂😂😂

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Karen Scofield's avatar

Teehee 🤗 the American People made History today. Heaven knows what horrible things are coming for us tomorrow from that Felon sitting in our White House??! He'll be up all night thinking of ways in which to punish Us for his huge flop of a birthday parade. I myself will go to sleep with a smile in my heart 💙 Thank you, Oliver, and will reStack ASAP 💯👍 🇺🇸

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Bill Seuffert's avatar

He has more crabs than people who showed up! He embarrassed himself and he embarrassed the US army! I’ve seen more ice agents at Home Depot! He should be so ashamed of himself what a joke and waste of money that could have been used for the poor for health care and education and children’s lunches! He continues to fail and embarrasses himself and the once great nation!

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Janis Satre's avatar

He was falling asleep and Rubio was yawning. The tanks looked kind of silly too, like they were training versions for newbies. Hardly menacing.

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Sarah Reynolds's avatar

Such a waste!

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S B  Lewis's avatar

Orwell loved the parade. The ghost of Mussolini past was enthralled.

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Cynthia Christiansen's avatar

Funny

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Annie Murray's avatar

Looks like the crowd at the local fair

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Darci's avatar

I thought the same thing yet smaller! 🤭😂

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S B  Lewis's avatar

Oscar Wilde was thrilled. He liked parades in Paris..

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S B  Lewis's avatar

George Orwell loved parades…

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GigiDimeg's avatar

I’m so happy to see what a flop his parade turned out to be. I have family and friends who protested in NYC, Olympia, Wa, Torrance Ca, Santa Barbara, and more. Everywhere there was enthusiasm and the crowds were big.

The terrible part about his parade is the citizens who are not billionaires have to pay for it. And for the damage it did to the streets of DC.

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LiseAnn 🇨🇦's avatar

I love it!!!!!

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Lynda Phoenix's avatar

You're so right about the Fox News spin. They've tried it before. He set himself up for this one. His poll numbers are in the dumpster so he's not Mr. Popular. The soldiers looked like they were in pain and I bet even the extras from Craig's list were too embarrassed to show up.

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Kathy H's avatar

Stormy only cost him $130,000 and she told us the same thing!

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