Trump wants to drop a nuke on Iran to feel like a badass after his embarrassing parade.
Think that's far-fetched hyperbole? Think again. It's far more likely than most people realize.
Trump’s big boy dictator parade was an embarrassing flop, and the internet laughed at him. Trump haaates it when people laugh at him.
What Trump wanted to look like:
What Trump really looked like:
And Trump was livid, because the soldiers in the parade smiled and waved, but Orange Hitler wanted them to look grim and menacing.
Because the whole point of the parade was to make him look badass, and strike fear in the hearts of his puny enemies.
But nobody was sufficiently terrified, which made Trump feel weak and small.
So, in an attempt to turn things around and appear to be the badass he always wanted to be, he suddenly took credit for Israel’s attack on Iran, by posting “We now have complete and total control of the skies over Iran.”
We? Who the fuck is “we?” That was all Israel, not you, you orange imbecile.
Trump told Netanyahu he could bomb the shit out of Iran, and kill all their leaders, but not Ayatollah Khamenei.
Trump really really wants to be the badass who killed Iran’s leader.
So of course Trump ignored the Constitution and announced that he “may” join Israel’s attack on Iran. Never mind that only Congress can decide whether Republicans get to bomb a bunch of brown people in yet another unjust war.
But Orange Hitler is really horny for killing people, like he did during Covid. His lies killed a million Americans. No wonder he’s cheering for genocide in Gaza.
Like every other horny Nazi, Trump gets off on cruelty, and torturing and killing people makes him squirt in his pants.
And nothing gets Trump off more than nukes. He really really wanted to use nukes during his first term because nukes are super badass. But the adults in the room stopped him.
There are no adults in the room anymore now. Orange Caligula can do whatever gets him off.
He pretends that he’s gonna spend the next two weeks deciding on whether he’ll attack Iran and kill their leader.
But we all know there was never any doubt that he will, because he already did it before. And he loves this shit, because it makes him feel badass with a totally not tiny mushroom peepee.
What he’s really doing is deciding whether this will be his big moment to use a nuke.
His own military experts say that the largest non-nuclear bombs, known as bunker busters, are strong enough to blow up Iran’s nuclear program hidden under a mountain. They were specifically designed for that.
But Trump claims that he knows better than his own military experts.
He claims a non-nuclear bomb is not gonna be badass enough to make him look like the greatest dictator ever with the biggest schlong of them all. Only a nuke can do the trick.
Russian assets like Steve Bannon, Tucker Carlson, and Tulsi Gabbard are trying to stop him from nuking Iran because it’s one of Putin’s most important allies.
But Trump claims that he knows better than his own intelligence experts.
They say Iran is not working on a nuke.
Trump simply claims that Iran does work on nukes, so that he has an excuse to do what he really wants to do: drop a nuke on Iran.
And then he’ll pretend he saved the world, like he pretends he is saving Los Angeles from Democrats.
Even Putin himself made clear that his sock puppet Trump better not go rogue and nuke Iran.
Will he do it? Will Trump nuke Iran? What do you think? Let us know in the comments.
But first make sure you read this. It might change your mind:
Trump ordered “more usable” nukes because he actually wanted to use nukes. That’s why Milley took precautions to prevent a nuclear war.
Orange Hitler almost burned down America and started WW3 with China, after he lost the 2020 election.
You can’t trust a deranged psychopath like Trump with nukes. We all know that to be true.
Even his own fucking cult thinks Trump is gonna use nukes.
And they love the idea, because these Christofascist cultists think Trump is gonna cause the end of the world, and then Jesus comes back.
That’s why these religious fanatics support Trump. They think he’s on a mission from God to blow up the world.
Trump is a grown man who has never been told No. Reality hurts so people
So to appease his ego. He wants to be a genocide lunatic. He has no idea what he doing or talking about