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Morgan's avatar

Good make that fat Fvck climb the stairs

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Julien Grey's avatar

That's EXACTLY what I said when I saw it.

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Morgan's avatar

Bravo UN

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Barbara Dillard's avatar

Thank you he can walk up

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Walt's avatar

When he dies, he’ll be taking the down escalator

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Barbara Dillard's avatar

For sure can’t wait hopefully it’s tonight the sooner the better

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Deb C's avatar

That AND the teleprompter didn't work! 😂

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If I was a duck's avatar

Now, they probaby did that,

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Lynda Phoenix's avatar

Pretty ingenious, if they did.

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K Boulter's avatar

Someone get this to Jimmy Kimmel stat!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Margaret Furber's avatar

I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

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Margit's Musings's avatar

I hope so. It would be so apt, so fitting. Thanks, OMM, for the smile this provided!

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Sandi39's avatar

Bet he was huffing and a puffing and trying to blow the place down if he ever did reach the top.

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Jeffrey's avatar

Like all of us, they were hoping it led to a big man attack

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Kate's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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She's From Boston's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Susan Gorman Gerke's avatar

Fox fucking morons. How about some simple facts.

The escalator was not moving. Normal people saw that it was not moving so they went up the stairs.

The fact that the stairs were filled with people and no one was on the escalator that wasn’t moving were two very important clues. Some might even say obvious clues.The escalator was OUT OF ORDER, just like our current president.

Perhaps DJT thought that he could will it to work, after all he is the most powerful person in the world.

Nope! Melania led the way. Donnie what you do is you take a step up, then another then another. Atta boy! You’re just like the other big boys!

Leave it to Fox News to turn an out of order escalator into a conspiracy.

3 years 4 months to go.

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Jonathan Delbruck's avatar

It has a safety shutoff for overloaded ankles.

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Cyndi Williams's avatar

My thoughts exactly lardo overloaded it

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Cyndi Williams's avatar

Jesse Waters is a douche bag 💼

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Marc Murison's avatar

Another Substack writer always refers to him as "fox news found object Jessie Waters", which always cracks me up. It just fits.

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jcdp5's avatar

I wish there were cameras at the top because you KNOW, his fat a$$ was huffing it all the way!!!

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BLONDELEGALLY 🙋🏼‍♀️🧩🔍⚖️✨'s avatar

I cannot get enough of this!

And the

Nobel Peace Prize

Goes to the Escalator Operator on

September 23, 2025!!!

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Knees up, Pudgy!

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