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Sioux Fleming's avatar

Apparently Darth Nosferatu (Stephen Miller) can’t count to two. He claims democrats cancelled the primary and let donors pick the candidate but can’t see that there were two names - Biden and Harris - on the democratic ticket, not one. Probably because Darth Rumpus tried to kill off his last VP so he was flying solo, a scary thought under any circumstances. D. Nosferatu is just pissy because their Veep pick Little Shillbilly (thank you TCinLA) isn’t the right fit any longer. Pro tip: he never was.

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Dave the Spot-on Moron's avatar

EXACTLY! I voted for Kamala as Vice President. When the president is 83, that's as good as voting for her directly, god forbid Joe not live to 110.

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Jeff Urdank's avatar

Miller sounds like someone is squeezing his nutsack hard. 🤣✊🇺🇸😎

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Trudy's avatar

Does his sack actually have any contents??? Me thinks not.

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Elaine Barr's avatar

As a Canadian explain why this human is do upset that he’s plotzing I choose this word advisedly

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Mike Yochim's avatar

This is not the first statement that there will be violence if their person doesn’t win. It’s been said also that they are saying the quiet part out loud.

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Deanna Korell-Hall's avatar

I love the title! And, Miller & his crew of magats can whine all they want. They know they are going to lose 😁

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Margaret Irish's avatar

Cry, Fascist, Cry— all the banging on your highchair won’t make your candidate worthy of office. Y’all are a bunch of Baby-Men.

https://open.substack.com/pub/cryingshame/p/baby-man-cant-handle-the-truth?r=1osp82&utm_medium=ios

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Deanna Korell-Hall's avatar

I just read your Substack. It was spot on 😁

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Margaret Irish's avatar

Thanks! It’s been both edifying and infuriating to revisit some of the lies. And a good teminder of what we’re up againsr!

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Will Ravenel, editor's avatar

Oh my god. It’s been YEARS since I last heard Stephen Miller speak. You can hear the panic in his voice — he sounds like an adolescent complaining to his uncaring mom about how unfair his homeroom teacher has been treating him.

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Nate VanDuser's avatar

I believe that’s the first time I’ve forced myself to listen to Stevie Blunder; good gods, he even SOUNDS like a Nazi!

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Ann Higgins's avatar

You were brave - I had to turn the sound off and just watch his mouth moving. Far more entertaining.

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Dave the Spot-on Moron's avatar

Oooh! He's big mad! The Republican Party just had the script flipped on them and they haven't got a clue what to do now! They weren't talking like this before every Democrat of note threw their support behind Kamala! That speaks volumes. These fascist assholes and their bought and paid for media just had the rug pulled out from under them and I LOVE IT! Fuck you, Stephen Miller, you Nazi fuck! Get used to using these two words together: MADAM PRESIDENT!

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EFS's avatar

They really believe that all white Americans think like they do, don't they? Or that only whites pay attention to what they say? It's creepy.

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St. Joan on Jones St.'s avatar

Super creepy!

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Jim Falls's avatar

Herr Müller has ALWAYS reminded me of Goebbels. Those dead eyes....... ☠️

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Kali Higgins's avatar

It the dead, blank eyes that are the obvious give away. Zombie eyes.

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Mary Sundberg's avatar

Steven Miller, the spawn of Satan is just a raving a-hole.

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Mary R's avatar

Satan requests you disassociate him from Stephen Miller.

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Leon Brown, Jr.'s avatar

Oh, it does my heart good to see that low-life nazi Stephen 'the Skull' Miller frustrated and ranting! He is among the worst of the worst......

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John Omaha's avatar

Inferior? I think the MAGA Nazis are the most inferior segment of American society.

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Jay  Kinard's avatar

This man is definitely in the running for the worst of the extreme right personality. He needs to spend time in the same cell with Bannon.

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Donald Lipkis's avatar

Poor Stephen. Doesn’t seem to understand the political process. Despite primaries the candidate is not chosen until the convention. Lots can happen before, and in this case, did. Crocodile tears for having to waste money running against Biden. Want to talk about corporate money influence? Look no further than Peter Thiel, the creator of JD Vance and Elon Musk offering $45 million/month to put the pseudo redneck on the ballot. That’s your problem, not ours.

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Moving Joy Around's avatar

You can see their whole twisted plan falling apart in front of them.

Clearly they were trying to make Trump seem inevitable, then when they lost they could scream holy hell and try to overturn the results.

Trump is looking less and less inevitable. They may even need to drop him from the ticket if he keeps raging on.

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Mary R's avatar

Stephen Miller is so shrill my ears hurt. What a moron. When did the Ds care about how you run your coronation—err, nomination—process over there in the Republican Dante’s Inferno?

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