omg - no i definitely won't say that you never gave me nuthing . gotta go rinse my brain out or wait, i heard bleach kills infections from thoughts too. Jeez ouch 4 fk's sakes
Ooh I shared this countless times before the election! And it will NEVER get old! I have another one by @Skewiff_ of when DUMP was fellating the mic stand near the end of the campaign. Here’s the post:
SUNG TO GREEN ACRES THEME
Fox doesn’t mind ALL CAPS Trumpy
But hate Gav’s ALL CAPS mockery
Seems irony’s lost on The Five
Newsom’s polls are up 📈
Dump’s are in a steep nosedive 📉
“GAVIN NEWSOM’S MY FAVORITE GOVERNOR!”, a triggered Dana Perino didn’t say! 😁
I love altered lyrics to popular tunes! I often do it myself. Here's one, using Elton John's 'Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirty Cowboy':
Captain Orange TACO, ignored and unregimented, hardly a hero.
Just someone a porn star might know.
Very clearly a case for burgers and ketchup,
"Two cokes, both with sugar please", in the back of an alley.
While little Ketamine Cowboy turns bullshit into profits,
Swee-eet chocolate gummies.
And red rosy apples in summer.
For its hay making and "Hey mom,
Do the papers say anything good?
Are there chances in a life for, little Ketamine Cowboys?
Should I garner 'guvment' contracts, instead of the woods?"
Ketamine Cowboy, still green and growing,
City slick Captain.
TACO the feedback,
The profits the schemes, could be holding.
For there's weak winged young MAGAts that starve in the winter.
Broken young morons under the wheels of the winners,
And the 2020 Trump/Pence placards, are thinning.
For cheap easy meals, are hardly a home on the range.
Too hot for the bland with a desperate desire for change.
We've screwed with the public so many times,
Out for the count and when they’re down,
Captain TACO and the Ketamine Cowboy,
From the evil underworld straight to your town!
And all this talk of Jesus coming back to see us,
Hmm, we really fooled them!
For we were spinning out our lies walking on the wire.
Hand in hand went grifting and the scams,
The Captain and the Kid... stepping in the ring.
From here on Elon, Elon, Elon, it's a debauched and evil climb.
For cheap easy meals are hardly a home on the range.
Too hot for the bland with a desperate desire for change.
We've screwed with the public so many times
Out for the count, and when they’re down
Captain TACO and the Ketamine Cowboy,
From the evil underworld straight to your town!
Hahahahaha love the memes.
Pretty sure preparations include mouthwash, an enema and a fistfull o' Crisco...
Love the memes!!!
LOL These are rude, blasphemous, crude, and dishing back a little of what MAGA has sent out for years.
The look on Gavin‘s face in the flag picture is hilarious😂🤣
A dick dancing with a dick!
Took me a while to actually see the point, however, I do agree as it’s a great statement!!
Nasty evil racist pedophile
These are really funny. Hope to see more.
omg - no i definitely won't say that you never gave me nuthing . gotta go rinse my brain out or wait, i heard bleach kills infections from thoughts too. Jeez ouch 4 fk's sakes
🤣😂🤣❤️
Ooh I shared this countless times before the election! And it will NEVER get old! I have another one by @Skewiff_ of when DUMP was fellating the mic stand near the end of the campaign. Here’s the post:
disgusting
Perfect