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sjbeans's avatar

This really does fit the "every accusation is a confession" when it comes to the MAGA/GOP/Christo-fascist nutballs.

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RiverCoastJane's avatar

Bible Belt states watch the most gay porn, stats show. CBS News

Hahahaha! IMO, they sure do, and most of em’ are probably Methodists, Catholics, and for sure the Baptists here in Mississippi.

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Rob Kelly's avatar

Imagine what narcissistic Trump feels when he sees those masculine, muscular versions of himself. I'll bet that he is "queer" for that self!

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Nae Kings!'s avatar

Narcisexual?

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RiverCoastJane's avatar

😂 IMO, narcisexual is one of the most descriptive words of him yet.

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Jim Falls's avatar

Might be why he was so much of a horndog: felt he hadda prove his manhood to the world. As if the world GAF...... 🙄

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Donald Lipkis's avatar

Among the gay homophobes are two notorious ones that stand out: J. Edgar Hoover and Roy Cohn.

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Aocm🇨🇦💯's avatar

As soon as putin came out bare shirted on a horse he convinced me he’s gay. Then omg the anti-gay backlash in Russia, so obvious. And yeh, all these maga ammosexuals? They need ar15’s cause it’s the only thing they can get up

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Minnie's avatar

Yet, they portray T like the bare chested pictures of Putin on a horse.

I do not want to even envision T bare chested, lest even less clothed. Ugh.

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David W. Friedman's avatar

Imagine Trump as a Tom of Finland leather boy.

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Jim Falls's avatar

Perfecto!

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Sooz Hall's avatar

Donald J Tom!

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

No question in my mind that many of the MAGAts are sexually attracted to the Bloated Yam and each other.

I was told that GRINDr, the site for gay romance, crashed when the GOP convened in Milwaukee.

All those GOP gays on the “down-low.”

One time a GOP convention was greeted by protesters who chanted:

“Gay Republicans Where Are You

“Hiding in the Closet, Shame On You…”

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Bob Lewis's avatar

That's creepy weird..

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Rob Kelly's avatar

The shame and the secrecy turns them on, and gets them off!

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Hence the term "down-low."

I'll let experts tell me if there's S&M involved.

Back in the 1970s, secretly gay men went down to the abandoned docks in Greenwich Village for S&M with male hookers. Gay men also went there for less violent sex.

The weird part was that gay-bashing boys age 12-14 attending my middle school who lived in that area would go and WATCH THEM for entertainment.

Why did they go to watch a sexual practice they claimed to abhor?

Answer...they were also on the "down-low." Some of them engaged in competitive masturbation in the boys' room at my middle school, and I met up with the leader of one such group years later.....

...when he was standing outside the gay church across the street from my apartment building, with his boyfriend, waiting to go into an event.

He remembered me, called out my name, told me he always liked me -- even though he was mostly beating me up as a "f*****," and did I want to join in their event?

No, thanks. I took the groceries I was carrying and scurried away.

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Rob Kelly's avatar

Thanks Kiwi! I hope you don't mind my abbreviating your "name"? If you do, let me know.

Thanks for sharing your stories about your adventures/ misadventures as a youth.

Feel free to share more stories, if you'd like? If not, that's okay too. I might even share a story or two of mine along the way.

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

You can all me anything but “late for dinner.” LOL

I have some of my stories here as Sub Stack posts. Look ‘em up and laugh. Or cry. Or both.

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Jim Falls's avatar

The louder the scream, the deeper the closet.

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S B  Lewis's avatar

How true.

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Bob Lewis's avatar

I agree. MAGA is a putrescent combination of unctuous pseudo-Christians and pusillanimous toadies.

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sixmorecharacters's avatar

I have always adhered to the belief that what truly consenting people do is none of my business, unless it hurts someone else in the process. This goes for love making between consenting adults and of course, the making and appreciation of art. But I have always been astounded and somewhat amused at the apparent fragility and superficiality of the male ego.

The metal plate armor motif (usually in a faux Tudor style) seems to pop up an awful lot in the deeply weird fetishist Trumpy cult art online. And then there are the allusions to the penis, the naked abs and--ahem--codpieces. It is a very interesting thing.

Henry VIII's codpiece to his gorgeous armor weighed more than 2.5 pounds according to some sources that I have read. Of course, women cannot compete with that.

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iglue's avatar

Seems old henery the eigth did not like women much either. Too busy blaming and killing.

Bit of a pattern there.

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sixmorecharacters's avatar

Indeed. Blaming, killing, building castles and, of course, eating.

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sixmorecharacters's avatar

And another thing . . . even if Trumpy actually looked like that, the illusion of his manliness would be blown to smithereens the minute he opened his big dumb mouth.

Just my opinion.

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Anton's avatar

Yes, definitely! His suprasegmentals (delivery, presentation,vocal qualities) are fine. But his actual language has carracteristics consistent with multiple cognitive & language disorders. Biden has severely messed up suprasegmentals but everything else is more than fine.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

The one with the schlong-sheath just set me three points back on the Kinsey scale. “I’m not gay, I’m just really into oiled musclemen!”

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Yeah, those photographs are "gay," as the kids in "South Park" would say.

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S B  Lewis's avatar

It’s like algebra: negative times negative = positive

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Michael McGuire's avatar

I don't know sh*t about algebra, but I know it's true about belief systems and speech. Those who scream the loudest have the least to say. Those who are the most fundamentalist in there belief system are struggling not to allow any doubt in (a retired religious studies professor) so the belief system one is the only one I can verify from case studies and experience. The free speech one is just from personal observation.

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Anton's avatar

Forgot to add.... Yes, I've noticed that nearly everything from the GOP and Putin's Russia that tries to present as tough, masculine, rugged, etc. has an unmistakable gay porn vibe. It's so weird. But doesn't anyone within the GOP notice? It's hard to miss.

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