<![CDATA[Bad Choices Make Good Stories]]>https://www.badchoices.ushttps://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!8Dxh!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F69cc89da-3864-441d-bb52-d67f2ce4be0e_1024x1024.pngBad Choices Make Good Storieshttps://www.badchoices.usSubstackThu, 23 Apr 2026 20:57:02 GMT<![CDATA[Tucker Carlson apologizes for ever having supported Trump.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/tucker-carlson-apologizes-for-everhttps://www.badchoices.us/p/tucker-carlson-apologizes-for-everTue, 21 Apr 2026 07:25:54 GMT

More MAGA tears of regret:

This psycho who thinks the fact that she was "fooled" by Trump is proof that women can't be trusted to make good decisions and should therefore not be allowed to vote or be in leadership positions.

Correction: All MAGA dumbfucks who were fooled by Trump are too dumb to make good choices and shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

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]]><![CDATA[Just your average MAGA dumbfuck lip synching to an AI generated rap song in his mom's basement. ]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/just-your-average-maga-dumbfuck-liphttps://www.badchoices.us/p/just-your-average-maga-dumbfuck-lipFri, 17 Apr 2026 22:46:19 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Obnoxious MAGA dumbfuck harasses a Latino couple and gets knocked the fuck out.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/obnoxious-maga-dumbfuck-harasseshttps://www.badchoices.us/p/obnoxious-maga-dumbfuck-harassesFri, 17 Apr 2026 19:57:42 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[JD Vance, professional liar and self-proclaimed catholic, lectures the Pope on how to pope.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/jd-vance-professional-liar-and-selfhttps://www.badchoices.us/p/jd-vance-professional-liar-and-selfWed, 15 Apr 2026 09:39:23 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[More and more MAGA dumbfucks regret voting for Trump after he posted a picture of himself as Jesus.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/more-and-more-maga-dumbfucks-regrethttps://www.badchoices.us/p/more-and-more-maga-dumbfucks-regretTue, 14 Apr 2026 20:12:09 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Reagan and Nixon referred to Black people as "monkeys."]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/reagan-and-nixon-referred-to-blackhttps://www.badchoices.us/p/reagan-and-nixon-referred-to-blackSun, 12 Apr 2026 17:40:18 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Peak MAGA Cringe]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/peak-maga-cringehttps://www.badchoices.us/p/peak-maga-cringeFri, 10 Apr 2026 19:30:48 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[MTG wants to know what the fuck is going on with Trump]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/mtg-wants-to-know-what-the-fuck-ishttps://www.badchoices.us/p/mtg-wants-to-know-what-the-fuck-isMon, 06 Apr 2026 23:59:57 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Dementia Donnie says he killed Osama bin Laden.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/dementia-donnie-says-he-killed-osamahttps://www.badchoices.us/p/dementia-donnie-says-he-killed-osamaMon, 06 Apr 2026 19:05:13 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Trump's Easter Tweet: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell!"]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/trumps-easter-tweet-open-the-fuckinhttps://www.badchoices.us/p/trumps-easter-tweet-open-the-fuckinSun, 05 Apr 2026 15:12:59 GMTTrump’s Easter tweet. Praising Allah and openly threatening with war crimes.

Seriously, he actually wrote this.

He’s panicking:

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]]><![CDATA[Zionist Karen loses her mind after Orthodox Jews explain that Zionists are stealing Palestinian land.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/zionist-karen-loses-her-mind-afterhttps://www.badchoices.us/p/zionist-karen-loses-her-mind-afterSat, 04 Apr 2026 15:25:53 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Dementia Donnie says the quiet part out loud again.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/dementia-donnie-says-the-quiet-part-c1dhttps://www.badchoices.us/p/dementia-donnie-says-the-quiet-part-c1dFri, 03 Apr 2026 12:46:55 GMTTrump says: “You know, we’re not supposed to be seduced that way, right? But I am. When someone’s nice to me, I love that person. Even if they’re bad people, I couldn’t care less. I’ll fight to the end for them.”

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]]><![CDATA[Meanwhile at the Young Republicans convention: Sexy MAGA MILF is sexy 🙄]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/meanwhile-at-the-young-republicanshttps://www.badchoices.us/p/meanwhile-at-the-young-republicansMon, 30 Mar 2026 15:41:38 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Iran says: "Trump is getting controlled by Israel using the Epstein files. He's a pawn of Netanyahu under pressure from Mossad."]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/iran-says-trump-is-getting-controlledhttps://www.badchoices.us/p/iran-says-trump-is-getting-controlledSun, 29 Mar 2026 22:55:38 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Dementia Donnie says the quiet part out loud again: "I hang out with losers because it makes me feel better."]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/dementia-donnie-says-the-quiet-parthttps://www.badchoices.us/p/dementia-donnie-says-the-quiet-partSat, 28 Mar 2026 17:56:48 GMTTrump says: “I hang out with losers because it makes me feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people that like to listen to my success.”

Imagine being one of the losers who pays to hang out with Trump at Mar-a-Lago. 😂

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]]><![CDATA[A sad little handful of MAGA dumbfucks harass a NO KINGS anti-Trump protest near Mar-a-Lago]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/a-sad-little-handful-of-maga-dumbfuckshttps://www.badchoices.us/p/a-sad-little-handful-of-maga-dumbfucksSat, 28 Mar 2026 16:59:59 GMTMAGA dumbfucks trying to disrupt a peaceful protest:

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]]><![CDATA[Woman at airport calls ICE thugs "fucking Nazi pieces of shit"]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/woman-at-airport-calls-ice-thugshttps://www.badchoices.us/p/woman-at-airport-calls-ice-thugsFri, 27 Mar 2026 22:53:57 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Dementia Donnie rambles incoherently.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/dementia-donnie-rambles-incoherently-e9bhttps://www.badchoices.us/p/dementia-donnie-rambles-incoherently-e9bFri, 27 Mar 2026 10:27:57 GMT

Former Under Secretary of the Army Patrick Murphy reacts to Trump spending 4 minutes and 56 seconds talking about a Sharpie pen during an Iran war cabinet meeting:

Trump says: “I don't want a stupid person being president, you know, I'll say it right now. I'm the only president that ever took a cognitive test. I took it 3 times. It's actually a very hard test for a lot of people. It wasn't hard for me.”

A cognitive test is only for dementia patients. It checks whether you know your name, where you are, what year it is, and if you can identify an elephant.

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]]><![CDATA[Remember when Trump said Bush should be impeached for lying to get us into the Iraq war?]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/remember-when-trump-said-bush-shouldhttps://www.badchoices.us/p/remember-when-trump-said-bush-shouldTue, 24 Mar 2026 08:02:19 GMTEverything Trump told you about the Iran war was a lie. Iran was nowhere near making nukes:

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]]><![CDATA[Another MAGA influencer just realized that Trump is the most corrupt president ever.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/another-maga-influencer-just-realizedhttps://www.badchoices.us/p/another-maga-influencer-just-realizedTue, 24 Mar 2026 07:39:30 GMT

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