<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Bad Choices Make Good Stories]]></title><description><![CDATA[Political humor and current events. Similar to Last Week Tonight, The Daily Show, SNL, John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, etc.]]></description><link>https://www.badchoices.us</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!8Dxh!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F69cc89da-3864-441d-bb52-d67f2ce4be0e_1024x1024.png</url><title>Bad Choices Make Good Stories</title><link>https://www.badchoices.us</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2026 01:17:48 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.badchoices.us/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[Oliver Markus Malloy]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[BadChoices.us@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[BadChoices.us@substack.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[Oliver Markus Malloy]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[Oliver Markus Malloy]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[BadChoices.us@substack.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[BadChoices.us@substack.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[Oliver Markus Malloy]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[Russian soldiers have no fuel, no ammo, no food, no water, no communication, no nothing. ]]></title><description><![CDATA[This Russian vatnik came to Ukraine for money and to kill Ukrainians. Now he&#8217;s shell-shocked and just hoping to survive. FAFO]]></description><link>https://www.badchoices.us/p/russian-vatnik-came-to-ukraine-for</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.badchoices.us/p/russian-vatnik-came-to-ukraine-for</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Bad Choices]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2026 18:26:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/206484262/ce1aecbca4ed0f638ea20ce430b570d9.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Every Russian should see this video.</strong></p><div><hr></div><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.badchoices.us/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption"><strong>Bad Choices Make Good Stories</strong> is a reader-supported publication. 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To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Proud Boys dumbfucks unmask Patriot Front dumbfucks]]></title><description><![CDATA[MAGA on MAGA violence &#128514;&#128514;&#128514;]]></description><link>https://www.badchoices.us/p/proud-boys-dumbfucks-unmask-patriot</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.badchoices.us/p/proud-boys-dumbfucks-unmask-patriot</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Bad Choices]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2026 17:22:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/206327118/aa75c8b6ddaa64580272c4da898f68b9.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><hr></div><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.badchoices.us/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption"><strong>Bad Choices Make Good Stories</strong> is a reader-supported publication. 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Racist human garbage that switched their white KKK hoods for red MAGA dunce caps.]]></description><link>https://www.badchoices.us/p/a-racist-maga-piece-of-shit-tried</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.badchoices.us/p/a-racist-maga-piece-of-shit-tried</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Bad Choices]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2026 14:50:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/204287108/941ee77cd511ca3a8882edcb765867c5.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><hr></div><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.badchoices.us/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption"><strong>Bad Choices Make Good Stories</strong> is a reader-supported publication. 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Good job, MAGA dumbfucks.]]></description><link>https://www.badchoices.us/p/the-renovated-reflecting-pool-in</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.badchoices.us/p/the-renovated-reflecting-pool-in</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Bad Choices]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 21:29:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/202039177/8c3f157b25b6bd0dcd248bdd9d5baf7f.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><hr></div><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.badchoices.us/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption"><strong>Bad Choices Make Good Stories</strong> is a reader-supported publication. 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To manipulate oil prices and the stock market.</strong></p><div><hr></div><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.badchoices.us/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption"><strong>Bad Choices Make Good Stories</strong> is a reader-supported publication. 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