<![CDATA[Bad Choices Make Good Stories]]>https://www.badchoices.ushttps://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!8Dxh!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F69cc89da-3864-441d-bb52-d67f2ce4be0e_1024x1024.pngBad Choices Make Good Storieshttps://www.badchoices.usSubstackMon, 08 Jun 2026 00:31:58 GMT<![CDATA[Christian extremist husband makes a video about his wife's period.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/christian-extremist-husband-makeshttps://www.badchoices.us/p/christian-extremist-husband-makesSun, 07 Jun 2026 09:30:52 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[MAGA dumbfucks are so backwards, they still believe in demon possessions and exorcisms.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/maga-dumbfucks-are-so-backwards-theyhttps://www.badchoices.us/p/maga-dumbfucks-are-so-backwards-theySat, 30 May 2026 16:30:49 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Racist dumbfuck attacks a Muslim and gets knocked out with one punch.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/racist-maga-dumbfuck-attacks-a-muslimhttps://www.badchoices.us/p/racist-maga-dumbfuck-attacks-a-muslimSat, 30 May 2026 08:55:13 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Racist dumbfuck calls a black woman the N word, and instantly regrets it.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/racist-dumbfuck-calls-a-black-womanhttps://www.badchoices.us/p/racist-dumbfuck-calls-a-black-womanWed, 27 May 2026 20:53:31 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Racist MAGA dumbfuck threatens a Black preacher with a gun, and instantly regrets it.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/racist-maga-dumbfuck-threatens-ahttps://www.badchoices.us/p/racist-maga-dumbfuck-threatens-aMon, 25 May 2026 22:12:55 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Black hero beats up two racist MAGA dumbfucks at Family Dollar.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/black-hero-beats-up-two-racist-magahttps://www.badchoices.us/p/black-hero-beats-up-two-racist-magaSun, 24 May 2026 01:19:29 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[MAGA dumbfuck calls Black people the N word and get's knocked out with one punch.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/maga-dumbfuck-calls-black-peoplehttps://www.badchoices.us/p/maga-dumbfuck-calls-black-peopleSat, 23 May 2026 19:29:17 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[MAGA regret]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/maga-regret-85ahttps://www.badchoices.us/p/maga-regret-85aTue, 19 May 2026 09:32:29 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Two tough guys threaten to beat up a woman, and both get knocked out cold with one punch. ]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/two-tough-guys-threaten-to-beat-uphttps://www.badchoices.us/p/two-tough-guys-threaten-to-beat-upSat, 16 May 2026 13:35:22 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[MAGA regret]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/maga-regrethttps://www.badchoices.us/p/maga-regretFri, 15 May 2026 06:54:46 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Trump conned MAGA dumbfucks out of $60 million with pre-orders for a Trump phone that never existed. 😂]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/trump-conned-maga-dumbfucks-out-ofhttps://www.badchoices.us/p/trump-conned-maga-dumbfucks-out-ofMon, 11 May 2026 06:34:22 GMTTrump is proof that a con man doesn't have to be smart, as long as his victims are even dumber than he is.

Hey MAGA dumbfucks:

How does it feel to be the dumbest people in America?

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]]><![CDATA[Alan Dershowitz making excuses for Epstein and his pedophile accomplices.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/alan-dershowitz-making-excuses-forhttps://www.badchoices.us/p/alan-dershowitz-making-excuses-forSun, 10 May 2026 06:29:56 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Lauren Boebert thinks UFOs are demons from Hell.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/lauren-boebert-thinks-ufos-are-demonshttps://www.badchoices.us/p/lauren-boebert-thinks-ufos-are-demonsSat, 09 May 2026 13:49:48 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Racist MAGA couple cries big crocodile tears of regret.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/racist-maga-couple-cries-big-crocodilehttps://www.badchoices.us/p/racist-maga-couple-cries-big-crocodileThu, 07 May 2026 17:22:03 GMTFAFO

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]]><![CDATA[Even Nazi Nick says MAGA is dead.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/even-nazi-nick-says-maga-is-deadhttps://www.badchoices.us/p/even-nazi-nick-says-maga-is-deadMon, 04 May 2026 09:31:21 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Peak MAGA Cringe]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/peak-maga-cringe-7a2https://www.badchoices.us/p/peak-maga-cringe-7a2Sun, 03 May 2026 21:40:21 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Even after 10 years of this shit show, it's still hard to believe just how unbelievably racist Trump is.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/even-after-10-years-of-this-shitshowhttps://www.badchoices.us/p/even-after-10-years-of-this-shitshowSat, 02 May 2026 06:28:15 GMTTrump says: "Somalia, it's a beautiful place. It's got no anything. It's got one thing that's really strong: crime. All they do is run around shooting each other. It's filthy dirty, disgusting dirty. It's a horrible place. They come here, and Ilhan Omar, she heads it. She married her brother. I would imagine they're looking at her. Isn't she despicable? We ought to get those people the hell out of our country."

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]]><![CDATA[Even meathead Joe Rogan is tired of Trump's bullshit.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/even-meathead-joe-rogan-is-tiredhttps://www.badchoices.us/p/even-meathead-joe-rogan-is-tiredFri, 01 May 2026 19:56:25 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[They lined up to shake the King's hand. Then Trump jumped in front of the King and shook their hands instead.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/they-lined-up-to-shake-the-kingshttps://www.badchoices.us/p/they-lined-up-to-shake-the-kingsTue, 28 Apr 2026 21:33:09 GMT

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]]><![CDATA[Trump claims he's not a rapist and pedophile.]]>https://www.badchoices.us/p/trump-says-hes-definitely-not-a-rapisthttps://www.badchoices.us/p/trump-says-hes-definitely-not-a-rapistMon, 27 Apr 2026 07:12:53 GMT

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